versacemon:

In 9th grade my best friend and I had to DJ for the uhh special ed prom and he just picked hella party music and one of the songs were ” Let’s get it started ” by black eye peas and we didn’t know which version it was and it started and waiting to find out which version it was one of the most suspenseful moments of my life.

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent